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    weird facts about Microsoft Windows

    1. Nobody can create a folder named “Con”

    2. Write in Notepad the following text : “Bush hid the facts” (without quotes) then Save the file and exit Notepad. Now open the file

    3. Open Microsoft Word and on the first line write : “=rand(200,99)” (without the quotes) and hit Enter.

    #2
    Wasn't there a whole flight simulator hidden in Word at one time?

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      #3
      My version of Word just hangs now. (Not as a consequence of doing the above, but after I downloaded an MS office freebee from MS some months ago).

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Wasn't there a whole flight simulator hidden in Word at one time?
        Excel 97

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Excel 97
          Ah, yes

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            #6
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Excel 97
            I remember going apeshyte about that one, and wondering what-the-hell-else might be lurking.
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #7
              Here's some more little factettes.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                1. Nobody can create a folder named “Con”

                2. Write in Notepad the following text : “Bush hid the facts” (without quotes) then Save the file and exit Notepad. Now open the file

                3. Open Microsoft Word and on the first line write : “=rand(200,99)” (without the quotes) and hit Enter.
                1 - Con is the name of the "Console device" enables you to create a file using standard console commands fromm the command line. copy con test.txt <ctrl> z to terminate the edit.

                As for the rest of the sh!te, Microsoft should write stuff that works and stop f**king about!

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                  #9
                  Go into Powerpoint, create a new presentation and put the following onto the Title area:

                  All Mac users are gay















                  It doesn't do anything, but would make a good opening slide.

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                    #10
                    Here's a weird fact about Microsoft Windows that took me 20 years to learn:






















                    I don't need it.
                    Step outside posh boy

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