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One for the ladeez
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
The article says it is a common problem for women. I must say that is news to me. Most of my female friends appear sex mad.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Originally posted by threaded View PostThe article says it is a common problem for women. I must say that is news to me. Most of my female friends appear sex mad.
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Originally posted by threaded View PostMost of my female friends are mad."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Gives more satisfying sex, but...
it is not going to help with looking after the kids or cleaning the house."Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI may slip some in the lustee's coffee.Comment
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why don't they put this wonder drug in the local water supply
imagine that a town full of nymphosComment
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Originally posted by Andy2 View Postwhy don't they put this wonder drug in the local water supply
imagine that a town full of nymphosInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Top Tip: Laydeez - don't waste your money on expensive Viagra-like products! Simply get an extra carrier bag from the supermarket and place over your gentleman friends head before engaging in sexual relations.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostTop Tip: Laydeez - don't waste your money on expensive Viagra-like products! Simply get an extra carrier bag from the supermarket and place over your gentleman friends head before engaging in sexual relations.
Or invest in thick curtains and remove lightbulbs from all lamps..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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