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DimPrawn
18th November 2009, 11:59
Will they fly and have hover capability, or will they remain lying cheating two-faced scum?

cailin maith
18th November 2009, 12:08
Will they fly and have hover capability, or will they remain lying cheating two-faced scum?

Yes

HTH

thunderlizard
18th November 2009, 12:11
Most of them will be 39.

DodgyAgent
18th November 2009, 12:17
Most of them will be 39.

:spel on their yachts in the South of France surrounded by scantily clad Eastern European totty

gingerjedi
18th November 2009, 12:18
I'm on a small fixed margin, honest guv. (http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/9988.jpg):rolleyes:

threaded
18th November 2009, 12:19
:spel on their yachts in the South of France surrounded by scantily clad Eastern European totty

Erm, this is general. Only silly answers are allowed, and the truth is right out.

lilelvis2000
18th November 2009, 12:27
My 1972 Morris will be scrapped.

Andy2
18th November 2009, 12:29
Will they fly and have hover capability, or will they remain lying cheating two-faced scum?

Agents will fly over your head and pester you for references.
It will be difficult to ignore them.

thunderlizard
18th November 2009, 12:31
They will still be ringing me based on a copy of my CV from 2002.

DodgyAgent
18th November 2009, 14:17
They will still be ringing me based on a copy of my CV from 2002.

:spel shafting :happy

hyperD
18th November 2009, 15:01
Like prostitution, the old businesses never change their mission statements through the ages, but keep on charging nonetheless.

MrMark
18th November 2009, 15:11
Someone will publish a book entitled "The Bumper Book of References". A lot of agents will kill each other attempting to steal this book for themselves.

Spacecadet
18th November 2009, 15:17
Will they fly and have hover capability, or will they remain lying cheating two-faced scum?

they will have special hair gel emitting glands in their scalp

They will have learnt how to extract references from contractors by means of setting up fake companies, staging a fake interview and then after contracts are almost agreed getting the contractor to hand over references.
The fake company will then magically disappear into the night

thunderlizard
18th November 2009, 15:18
They will be insisting on 3 years commercial experience of Windows 2029.