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I am a Non-Entity get me out of here

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    I am a Non-Entity get me out of here

    Who would you like to send to the jungle, and what trials would you subject them to ?




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    sasguru. He'd have to fight his way out of a damp paper bag to win the trial.

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Who would you like to send to the jungle, and what trials would you subject them to ?




      Tony Bliar, I'd like to see if he could spin his way out of the stomach of a 40-foot anaconda.

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        #4
        I'd like to send the two guys that present Masterchef. The trial would be an eating challenge.
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          #5
          tv commentary - camera 1 zooms in to the presenter DECedANT.

          'Hi and welcome to the first bush tucker trial. SasGuru has been chosen by the British public to fight his way out of a paper bag. Every second less than 20 wins one star and a meal for the camp.
          If he fails, or shouts 'I am a non-entity get me outta here' he can take back a book on statistics and make a meal out of that instead'


          camera 2 zooms in on Sas looking nervously at a wet paper bag.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            I'd like to send the two guys that present Masterchef. The trial would be an eating challenge.
            Ah no - I like the baldy one - he's always nice. The gimpy Australian fella could go though.

            Oh and Nicky Campbell too - I can't watch the One Show this week cos his gimpy mush is on it
            Bazza gets caught
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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Who would you like to send to the jungle, and what trials would you subject them to ?




              Atw. Task : to keep his word.

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                #8
                Katie Price. See if she can keep her legs and her fat gob shut at the same time.
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