Who would you like to send to the jungle, and what trials would you subject them to ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWho would you like to send to the jungle, and what trials would you subject them to ?
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I'd like to send the two guys that present Masterchef. The trial would be an eating challenge.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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tv commentary - camera 1 zooms in to the presenter DECedANT.
'Hi and welcome to the first bush tucker trial. SasGuru has been chosen by the British public to fight his way out of a paper bag. Every second less than 20 wins one star and a meal for the camp.
If he fails, or shouts 'I am a non-entity get me outta here' he can take back a book on statistics and make a meal out of that instead'
camera 2 zooms in on Sas looking nervously at a wet paper bag.(\__/)
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'd like to send the two guys that present Masterchef. The trial would be an eating challenge.
Oh and Nicky Campbell too - I can't watch the One Show this week cos his gimpy mush is on itBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWho would you like to send to the jungle, and what trials would you subject them to ?
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Katie Price. See if she can keep her legs and her fat gob shut at the same time.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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