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10 things they don't like about us
10 things they don't like about us
1. They are self-centred. (Literally: They think they are the belly button of the world.)
2. Their language is universal. So they refuse to even try to speak ours when they get lost over here. (80 per cent don’t even want to take a phrase book on holidays with them!)... but they look at you condescendingly if you speak bad English.
3. They can't do anything like everyone else (drive on the left etc).
4. They have the worst cuisine in the world
5. They drink warm beer, much to the despair of even our least talented brewers.
6. They are such drunks! According to a study, the English drink 8 alcoholic drinks a day during the holidays.
7. Their climate is even worse than ours
8. Their tabloids only think about bums and scandals
9. They unfairly knocked out the Red Devils from the 1990 World Cup... we haven't forgotten that goal, in the last second, by David Platt!
10. We havent forgotten their hooligans either, responsible for the death of 39 people at Heysel in 1985.
The paper went on to acknowledge that Britons were not all bad, however. La Capitale conceded that English gardens, London at Christmas, and the small matter of the repeated intervention of "liberators who came to our aid every time we were invaded" were all reasons to love the British.
2. Their language is universal. So they refuse to even try to speak ours when they get lost over here. (80 per cent don’t even want to take a phrase book on holidays with them!)... but they look at you condescendingly if you speak bad English.
3. They can't do anything like everyone else (drive on the left etc).
4. They have the worst cuisine in the world
5. They drink warm beer, much to the despair of even our least talented brewers.
6. They are such drunks! According to a study, the English drink 8 alcoholic drinks a day during the holidays.
7. Their climate is even worse than ours
8. Their tabloids only think about bums and scandals
9. They unfairly knocked out the Red Devils from the 1990 World Cup... we haven't forgotten that goal, in the last second, by David Platt!
10. We havent forgotten their hooligans either, responsible for the death of 39 people at Heysel in 1985.
The paper went on to acknowledge that Britons were not all bad, however. La Capitale conceded that English gardens, London at Christmas, and the small matter of the repeated intervention of "liberators who came to our aid every time we were invaded" were all reasons to love the British.
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