I'm collecting money for agents......

[Pogle]

...to fund geography lessons for those down South.

FFS Manchester and Newcastle are NOT next to each other!

'cept maybe in a dictionary

[SantaClaus]

Youre not dealing with Tracy from Office Angels again, are you?

[Mich the Tester]

...to fund geography lessons for those down South.

FFS Manchester and Newcastle are NOT next to each other!

'cept maybe in a dictionary

oop north is all the same for southerners. All bleak, all poor and all backward. Don't try to convince them otherwise; Upper Teesdale, Ribble Valley, the Vale of Lune and the Dales are imho already in danger of overpopulation and you don't need southerners making them even more expensive. Whatever you do, don't tell southerners about the quality of life oop north.

[OrangeHopper]

They are within a few miles of Birmingham aren't they?

[DimPrawn]

tulipty northern towns like Coventry.

[Mich the Tester]

Conventry.

very near Nuneaton.

[BolshieBastard]

tulipty northern towns like Coventry.

is in the tulipier midlands.

[Paddy]

...to fund geography lessons for those down South.

FFS Manchester and Newcastle are NOT next to each other!

'cept maybe in a dictionary

... and Rotterdam is not Amsterdam!

[Mich the Tester]

... and Rotterdam is not Amsterdam!

Yep, but they're within commuting distance of each other. 40 minutes on the train I think.

[Spacecadet]

Yep, but they're within commuting distance of each other. 40 minutes on the train I think.

Yup, and it's a Dutch train as well so you know that it will actually be 40 minutes, you have a decent chance of getting a seat and even the 1st class ticket will be modestly priced