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Celebrities, first against the wall?

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    Celebrities, first against the wall?

    Nomination and reason, I'll start:

    Mariah Carey

    Mariah Carey demands 20 white kittens.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

    #2
    sod the kittens, I just want to see the puppies.




    sorry

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      #3
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      Nomination and reason, I'll start:

      Mariah Carey

      Mariah Carey demands 20 white kittens.
      They want Mariah Carey to turn on the lights and this is part of her price

      Of course they could get someone else to do it
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        And judging from the comments, the telegraph readership seems to have hit rock bottom:
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          sod the kittens, I just want to see the puppies.
          If she's giving them away, I'll have the ones with the brown nose.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            They want Mariah Carey to turn on the lights and this is part of her price

            Of course they could get someone else to do it
            Miss Carey's demands

            20 white kittens to surround the singer while turning on the lights

            100 white doves to be released during the celebrations

            80 security guards to mind the singer during the event

            Pink confetti in the shape of butterflies – her favourite insect and the name of one of her albums

            One Rolls-Royce to drive her through the shopping centre

            One pink carpet for her to walk down as she makes her way to the podium

            15 members of her personal entourage including company executives, her PAs and PR people
            Ok as you were, nothing to criticise here, they should just ask someone else.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              Ok as you were, nothing to criticise here, they should just ask someone else.
              One day when she's not quite so famous people are going to start turning her down, then she won't be able to make so many "demands".

              In the meantime all the media lovee types are quite happy to go running round at every little whim and then go straight off to the papers with stories of how "demanding" she was.
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                some people think I'm a demanding diva. I have no idea why people have that impression!
                Some people think I'm a fat, lazy, bald winker. No idea why they would think that. Oh, I am!

                My nomination - Jordan / Peter Andre. What a pair of <CENSORED>.

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