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Celebrities, first against the wall?
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Celebrities, first against the wall?
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
Of course they could get someone else to do itCoffee's for closersComment
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And judging from the comments, the telegraph readership seems to have hit rock bottom:Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThey want Mariah Carey to turn on the lights and this is part of her price
Of course they could get someone else to do itMiss Carey's demands
20 white kittens to surround the singer while turning on the lights
100 white doves to be released during the celebrations
80 security guards to mind the singer during the event
Pink confetti in the shape of butterflies – her favourite insect and the name of one of her albums
One Rolls-Royce to drive her through the shopping centre
One pink carpet for her to walk down as she makes her way to the podium
15 members of her personal entourage including company executives, her PAs and PR peopleScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOk as you were, nothing to criticise here, they should just ask someone else.
In the meantime all the media lovee types are quite happy to go running round at every little whim and then go straight off to the papers with stories of how "demanding" she was.Coffee's for closersComment
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some people think I'm a demanding diva. I have no idea why people have that impression!
My nomination - Jordan / Peter Andre. What a pair of <CENSORED>.Comment
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