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Peoplesoft bloke
19th November 2009, 16:32
I notice this has started to appear in ads now, but in at least two I've seen "your" is represented by "UR" - which is obvoiusly wrong. OMG FFS etc - even when writing simplified crap these morons can't spell.

Andy2
19th November 2009, 16:36
Ffs

Cliphead
19th November 2009, 16:37
whs

threaded
19th November 2009, 16:40
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RichardCranium
19th November 2009, 16:40
lol

Andy2
19th November 2009, 16:42
Nw Is Th Wntr Of Our Dscntnt Md Glrous Smmr By Ths Sn Of Yrk Nd Al Th Clouds Tht Lourd Upn Our House In Th Deep Bsm Of Th Ocean Bried.nw R Our Brws Bound Wth Vctrous Wreathsour Brsd Arms Hng Up Fr Mnmntsour Strn Alrms Chngd 2 Mrry Meetngsour Dreadfl Mrchs 2 Dlghtfl Measrs.grm-vsgd Wr Hth Smoothd Hs Wrnkld Frntnd Nw Instead Of Mountng Brdd Steedst Frght Th Souls Of Fearfl Advrsriesh Cprs Nmbly In A Ldys Chmbrt Th Lscvous Pleasng Of A Lt.bt I Tht R Nt Shpd Fr Sprtv Trcksnr Md 2 Court An Amrous Lookng-glss Tht R Rdly Stmpd And Wnt Lvs Mjstyt Strt Bfr A Wntn Amblng Nymph Tht R Crtaild Of Ths Fair Prprtncheatd Of Featr By Dssmblng Ntrdfrmd Unfnshd Snt Bfr My Tmeint Ths Breathng Wrld Scrc Hlf Md Upnd Tht So Lmly And Unfshnbltht Dgs Brk At Me As I Hlt By Thmwhy I In Ths Weak Ppng Tm Of Peachv No Dlght 2 Pss Awy Th Tmnlss 2 Spy My Shdw In Th Snnd Dscnt On Mn Own Dfrmtynd Thrfr Snc I Cnnt Prv A Lvrt Entrtain Ths Fair Wll-spkn Dys R Dtrmnd 2 Prv A Vllainnd Ht Th Idl Pleasrs Of Ths Dys.plts Hv I Laid Indctns Dngrousby Drnkn Prphcies Lbls And Dreamst St My Brthr Clrnc And Th Kngn Deadly Ht Th Against Th Othrnd If Kng Edwrd Be As Tr And Jsts I R Sbtl Fls And Treachrousths Dy Should Clrnc Clsly Be Mwd Upbout A Prphcy Whch Sys Tht Gf Edwrds Heirs Th Mrdrr Shll B.dv Thoughts Dwn 2 My Soul Hrclrnc Cms.

gr8

lol

Board Game Geek
19th November 2009, 16:46
Nw Is Th Wntr Of Our Dscntnt...blah blah blah.

The irony is that the quotation is still mostly understandable. Okay, there are few words you need to skip, but you can get the general gist of it.

Churchill
19th November 2009, 16:51
The irony is that the quotation is still mostly understandable. Okay, there are few words you need to skip, but you can get the general gist of it.

O no u cnt! :wink

MrMark
19th November 2009, 16:51
I blame The Two Ronnies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWMcRlE1mQ)

ferret
19th November 2009, 17:00
O no u cnt! :wink

FOAD!

Board Game Geek
19th November 2009, 17:02
O no u cnt! :wink

Oh ys I cn ! :wink

Churchill
19th November 2009, 17:03
Oh ys I cn ! :wink

Cnt! :laugh

Board Game Geek
19th November 2009, 17:10
Cnt! :laugh

Cn ! :wink

Keep it up Mr C, and you'll be auditioning for Widow Twa nky (or should that be Cranky) at this rate.

Churchill
19th November 2009, 17:11
Cn ! :wink

Keep it up Mr C, and you'll be auditioning for Widow Twa nky (or should that be Cranky) at this rate.

O No I Wnt! :D

RichardCranium
19th November 2009, 17:13
O no u cnt! :wink


Cnt! :laugh:emb I think I inserted the wrong vowel into those.

Board Game Geek
19th November 2009, 17:13
O No I Wnt! :D

Oh yes yes yes u wll !

Pogle
19th November 2009, 17:13
He's BEHIND YOU!!!



(no I cant stand text speak either - but then I am a grumpy old woman :D)

NotAllThere
19th November 2009, 17:17
Have you bought your tickets for the Basel panto yet?

NotAllThere
19th November 2009, 17:18
I moderate a global forum with lots of people from India on it. txtspk really gets my goat. Fortunately, it's against the rules, so I've deleted the accounts of a few people who persisted in it, which made me feel a little better.

Pogle
19th November 2009, 17:39
I moderate a global forum with lots of people from India on it. txtspk really gets my goat. Fortunately, it's against the rules, so I've deleted the accounts of a few people who persisted in it, which made me feel a little better.

Bravo sir :yay: