What with this contract being so FRIGGING DULL and the evenings not much better (gym, getting drunk with some 60+ people in shared house and opccasional dull evening at British Legion is sum total of my social life in week) what is a bloke to do for entertainment but cruise for mucky pictures on the internet? But on a GPRS modem! I spent £15 since Monday.
Must not surf for mucky pictures, must not surf for mucky pictures, must not... aaaaagh. I surfed again, There goes another £15. Look you little bastard down there, what's wrong with the pictures we downloaded last week? Seen em. Spoilt bastard!
Any advice on alternative spiritual pursuits strategies gratefully received.
PS Yeh! yeh! I was expecting that one!
Must not surf for mucky pictures, must not surf for mucky pictures, must not... aaaaagh. I surfed again, There goes another £15. Look you little bastard down there, what's wrong with the pictures we downloaded last week? Seen em. Spoilt bastard!
Any advice on alternative spiritual pursuits strategies gratefully received.
PS Yeh! yeh! I was expecting that one!
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