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    Great expressions and or catchphrases

    My particular favourite at one point was that of bender the robot

    "Bite my shiny metal ass"

    It works in so many different situations. What are yours?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes."

    Especially when agents go on and on and on about some marvellous opportunity, which is neither an opportunity and certainly not marvellous.
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #3
      You've got more chance of platting tulip than....

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        #4
        I have just abandoned "Get over yourself" to replace it with "Build a bridge".

        A favourite is "You have two chances. Fat and slim."

        "Is that a considered opinion or one of your own?"
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          My mascara is running ...

          I'm sweating like a hostage is another goodun, umm
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #6
            Hi,

            I'm Ed Winchester.

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              #7
              It would have never happened under the Tories.

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                #8
                Well I'll go t' foot of our stairs
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Much quickness, plenty cheapness.
                  I do all codes.
                  Much Quickness - Plenty Cheapness.
                  New most excellent Blogger: http://shawadiwadi.blogspot.com/
                  New YouTube Channel: BobShawadiwadi

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                    #10
                    'Bugger me backwards with a broomstick' goes down well, sometimes Used to use it quite often at a place I worked when the operators didn't make a mistake
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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