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    Last edited by Bwana; 2 June 2022, 16:45.
    Bwana

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    Do you believe in God? Sincerely believe? Well, if you know your scriptures then you should be aware that anything that comes out of the Ouija board is the work of the Devil and should be left well alone.

    Do you believe in ghosts? Sincerely believe? Well, if you do, why hasn't anyone come back and told us something convincing yet?

    If you do not believe in God or ghosts, then WTF makes you think this mumbo-jumbo heap of made up spiritual bollocks does anything whatsoever?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      This is a serious subject that is, unfortunately, taken lightly by some sceptics.
      My maternal grandmother passed over to the other side two years ago and I felt a very powerful urge to contact her mien.

      I used the ouiga and she spoke clearly to me. 'Avoid vista, go straight for W7'

      I still havn't unravelled her meaning, but I just know it's significant


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        #4
        EO - she told me there is something important behind the sofa.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          EO - she told me there is something important behind the sofa.
          spooky as heck.

          whose sofa ?


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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            spooky as heck.

            whose sofa ?


            Hang on ....... sofa love, yes .... black it was .... no she's telling me it's a three seater.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              This is a serious subject that is, unfortunately, taken lightly by some sceptics.
              My maternal grandmother passed over to the other side two years ago and I felt a very powerful urge to contact her mien.

              I used the ouiga and she spoke clearly to me. 'Avoid vista, go straight for W7'
              That proves it is either dangerous or bollocks.

              If that was an all-knowing spirit from the other side it would have recommended Linux or a Mac.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Hang on ....... sofa love, yes .... black it was .... no she's telling me it's a three seater.
                zippy,
                just get behind this sofa with me , so I can feel the , er... presence.

                and er... dont worry about that, its just a little bit of ectoplasm


                <heavy breathing>

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                  Last edited by Bwana; 2 June 2022, 16:48.
                  Bwana

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    That proves it is either dangerous or bollocks.

                    If that was an all-knowing spirit from the other side it would have recommended Linux or a Mac.
                    Of course I asked her that. the cup sped around the board. it sped backwards, it sped forwards.
                    it sped sideways.
                    it leapt up, it vibrated.

                    She wanted more than one mac. She wanted them left at the cemetary.

                    JEEZ. she wanted Max ByGraves.


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