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Easter Thread : Cadbury's Creme Egg : How do you eat yours ?

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    Easter Thread : Cadbury's Creme Egg : How do you eat yours ?

    With the shops now stocking up for Easter, it's that time of the year to consider how you like to eat your creme eggs.

    Personally, I like to slice the top off mine with one of these, scoop the contents of the decapitated egg in to one of these , and use one of these to scoop out the goodness in a style to which I am accustomed to.

    The only problem is, I work in an open-plan office, and the HSE team upstairs get a little twitchy with the first part of the process.
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    #2
    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    With the shops now stocking up for Easter, it's that time of the year to consider how you like to eat your creme eggs.

    Personally, I like to slice the top off mine with one of these, scoop the contents of the decapitated egg in to one of these , and use one of these to scoop out the goodness in a style to which I am accustomed to.

    The only problem is, I work in an open-plan office, and the HSE team upstairs get a little twitchy with the first part of the process.
    Had a summer job as a student packing shelves in a supermarket, perfected the technique of eating a creme egg whole to avoid being spotted by supervisors or cameras. They last a long time that way and it helps not to have nasal congestion.
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      #3
      I bite off the pointy end, clean out the shell and then nibble what is left.
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        #4
        I can't stand that sickly sweet centre, I'm more of a mini egg man.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
          With the shops now stocking up for Easter,
          I know, it makes me want to
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            #6
            A trick, sad as it is, two at once, either side of the mouth.

            Definitely make sure you can breath through your nose first...
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              #7
              Originally posted by Toolpusher
              Try a deep fried creme egg. Mmmmm.......
              God no! That is food porn
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                #8
                Originally posted by Toolpusher
                Oooh....yeah, baby.....

                And for drinks, how about a creme egg shooter?
                (No real creme eggs were harmed in the making of this cocktail.)
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                  #9
                  Oy - let me get through Christmas first!

                  BTW I cant stand them - yukky little buggers, WAY too sweet
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Toolpusher
                    Okay, how about a creme egg omelette in the morning?
                    You are still not selling this you know

                    Pogle - what would you have and how would you eat it?
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