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I want to become more Sarky

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    I want to become more Sarky

    Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
    More use of




    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      No. You're sodding perfect already.

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
        Marry a French President?
        Blog? What blog...?

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          #5
          Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
          No. You're sodding perfect already.
          10/10.

          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #6
            you are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybody
            This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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              #7
              Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
              you are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybody
              Well done for being the first to use that joke.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Scary View Post
                Well done for being the first to use that joke.
                thank you
                This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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                  #9
                  Move to the Channel Islands
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Drink more Japanese rice wine?
                    The vegetarian option.

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