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    How do you occupy your mind for 23 years

    #2
    Bloody hell.


    100,000 green bottles...

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      #3
      That is awful - poor guy. Congrats to the doctor that saved him.
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        #4
        I bet he wasn't carrying a donor card or else he's be in pieces now.

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          #5
          All that time I literally dreamed of a better life. Frustration is too small a word to describe what I felt.
          I shall never forget the day when they discovered what was truly wrong with me - it was my second birth.
          By the way, have I missed much on CUK or is it still just a load of waffle about house prices, the Tories and muslims?

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            #6
            Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
            Bloody hell.


            100,000 green bottles...
            <GEEK ALERT>
            actually it takes approx 15 seconds to say 1 verse of 10 green bottles,
            doing some quick sums
            that works out at 48,355,200 green bottles over a 23yr period
            </GEEK ALERT>
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              #7
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              <GEEK ALERT>
              actually it takes approx 15 seconds to say 1 verse of 10 green bottles,
              doing some quick sums
              that works out at 48,355,200 green bottles over a 23yr period
              </GEEK ALERT>
              Reckon you'd be pissed off if you lost count and had to start all over again?
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