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    Cockney cash machine

    #2
    Would you Adam and Eve it?

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      #3
      I thought proper cock-a-knee missed off the actual rhyming bit?
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        #4
        Balance on screen = 'Your avin a larff incha'



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          #5
          I like the idea that there could be a Scouse ATM that knows you are away from home so phones its scally mates to go round and rob your house.
          Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Alf W View Post
            I like the idea that there could be a Scouse ATM that knows you are away from home so phones its scally mates to go round and rob your house.
            1 'Alrite der'
            2 'Insert lebanese loop'
            3 'Check der is none luckin over yer showlder'
            4 'Put yer bally clava on'
            5 'walk nonchly to the pub'
            6 'come back at 3 , remove loop'
            7 'ta like'



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              #7
              Or, they could amend the ATMs in the City...


              Please have your butler insert your card.

              Balance: Perfectly adequate, thank you.

              Minimum withdrawal: £1000.

              Would one care to change one's PIN?

              etc

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                #8
                The cockney language was included in the original Barclays ATM code but was switched off shortly after its launch in 1967.

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                Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.

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                  #9
                  Ahhh Reg - takes me back....

                  I grew up in Enfield and at the local cinema he used to advertise for his daughter's take away pizza place - ya know, only 15minutes from this cinema - in the 70's / early 80s.

                  God I'm old.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Tingles View Post
                    Ahhh Reg - takes me back....

                    I grew up in Enfield and at the local cinema he used to advertise for his daughter's take away pizza place - ya know, only 15minutes from this cinema - in the 70's / early 80s.

                    God I'm old.
                    When I looked him up earlier I couldn't belive he was born in 1916. I remember watching him as a lad in On The Buses, he must have been in his mid fifties then but his character still went after the 'birds' like a 20 year old!
                    Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.

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