Now that the sun is tory again, and given that the sport is better, it has page 3, and the problem page seem to perfectly resemble my life and therefore has all the solutions, is it time to go back?
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I heard Dear Deirdre is actually real, and she has a team of six helpers. Apparently they don't make anything up -- they don't need to because they get so many hair-raising stories, many of which they couldn't possibly print because they are so unbelievable.
Stick to the Telegraph.Cats are evil. -
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Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostI'd be crazy to take advice from someone who hasn't been skiiing this year...Comment
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I'm buying the Telegraph this Saturday there is a £10 voucher off a £60 shop at WaitroseThis default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Originally posted by Clippy View PostThe year isn't over yet...Cats are evil.Comment
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Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
* The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
* The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
* The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
* The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
* The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
* The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
* And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
Originally posted by swamp View PostMy sig looks like being the same next year...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostHacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
* The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
* The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
* The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
* The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
* The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
* The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
* And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.
I mourn for you...Comment
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Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostNow that the sun is tory again, and given that the sport is better, it has page 3, and the problem page seem to perfectly resemble my life and therefore has all the solutions, is it time to go back?Comment
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