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    I've won a car!!!

    The BMW Automobile Company, congratulate you as one of our Ten (10) Star
    Prize Winner in our 2009International Awareness Promotion (IAP) held in
    London. This makes owner of a brand new BMW 5 Series car and a cash
    prize of £750,000.00 GBP. To begin processing of your prize
    contact:

    Mr. Phillip Donald
    Email:[email protected]
    Phone: +447017742382
    Contact him, with your, Serial No:
    BMWP/556543450906 and Ref No: BMW:
    2551256003/23.

    Also provide listed information below:
    Names:
    Address:
    Age:
    Sex:
    Occupation:
    Phone no:
    Country:

    #2
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Nice to see BMW have finally embraced bleeding edge technology and upgraded to the hotmail email system.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #3
      If you send me some cash to cover travel expenses (£5K should do to start) I'll go and collect it for you.
      Last edited by Pondlife; 26 November 2009, 10:25. Reason: speeeling

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        #4
        here's a question, what's the best way to get that address out there on every spammers mail lists?

        Or is that just a side benefit of havign a hotmail email account?
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #5
          Here's another...

          MICROSOFT®
          (UK. Regional Office)
          Microsoft Building, Wright Lane,
          Kensington London W85sp.

          Winner No. 005,

          CONGRATULATIONS!!! Your E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft Coporation ,in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products,(F.P.S.) held this morning 25th November 2009 here in United kingdom, A Draft of $1,000.000.00 (One Million United States Dollars) will be issued in your name. You are hereby advice to contact Asset Management & Finance Group Office :
          .Residential address:
          .Tel(Mobile):
          .Nationality/Country:
          .Full Names:
          .Age/Sex:
          .Occupation/Position:
          51a High Street, Hanham, Bristol. BS15 3DQ.
          Director : Mr.Gilbert Stone
          Contact Email: [email protected]
          Tel : +447010995574

          (1) File Number: F1267-2009
          (2) Ref. Code :KP23/857/MCL5 /CO
          (3) Grant Number: MICC/97846563459/206

          Soon as The Above Information is Received Through the E-mail: [email protected] , You Will Be Duly Informed

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            #6
            That's just not fair! To win one lottery that you didn't enter is pretty rare, but 2. Jesus!
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              That's just not fair! To win one lottery that you didn't enter is pretty rare, but 2. Jesus!
              Three!!!

              What are the odds?

              CONGRATULATIONS !!!!
              YOU HAVE WON £1.5 Million POUNDS STERLING!
              YOU HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED AS ONE OF THE 12 TOP LUCKY WINNERS !!!

              Microsoft/MSN Lottery gives members random cash prizes every month. Today your mail is randomly selected as one of the 12 top winners mail who will get cash prizes from us. We are happy to inform you that you have won a prize money of (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds Sterlings ( £1,500,000.00 GBP) for year 2009 lottery win promotion which is organized every weekend by Microsoft/MSN Lottery Board.

              Microsoft, collects all the mail addresses of the people that are online and off line on Messenger, among the millions that subscribe to Yahoo, MSN,Gmail Messenger e.t.c we only select 12 TOP people every month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we are congratulating you for been one of the people selected to receive top cash prize for this month.All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of ourinternational promotions program which is conducted annually.

              HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

              These are your Winning Information and Identification Numbers:
              Batch Number........................ .........MC/7645X/2009
              Pin no......................................MML/631/85954/Z
              Winning Numbers....................... ....ML007654
              Reference Number.........................ML34355CD

              To begin your claims, kindly contact the Yahoo/msn microsoft Claims officer, Wright Fernandez at this email address below.
              ******************************
              Mr Wright Fernandez (Claims Officer)
              EMAIL: [email protected]
              ******************************
              You are required to forward your winning details via the above e-mail addresses.And note that you must send your Full Name, Address,Mobile Number Age, Sex,Occupation Marital Status And Winning Number.

              Congratulations once again from me and all members and Staff of Microsoft/MSN Lottery INC!!

              Yours Sincerely,
              APPROVED
              MELISA ROSS (PHD)
              LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR.

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                #8
                Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                That's just not fair! To win one lottery that you didn't enter is pretty rare, but 2. Jesus!
                and to ask someone to call an 070 number is just bargain I say. Pure bargain.
                If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Three!!!

                  What are the odds?
                  Perhaps it's compensation for having to drive that bright orange tank everywhere over the last year?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                    Perhaps it's compensation for having to drive that bright orange tank everywhere over the last year?
                    I'm going to punch your fat tongue in!

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