Celebrity Logic

[Mich the Tester]

Right, so this bint takes some nude photos of herself and sends them to her boyfriend, because in her own words 'If you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad for him' (ladies, take note).

Then they split up and boyfriend posts the photos on t'internet.

Then she says 'It was humiliating and it was embarrassing bla bla bla my mum saw the photos'

Then she goes on to say "it could happen to anybody", and finishes with the classic line 'I realised that my selfish decision for love could result in some young girl getting killed'.

Can anyone find logic in this trail of babble?

[oracleslave]

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Then she goes on to say "it could happen to anybody", and finishes with the classic line 'I realised that my selfish decision for love could result in some young girl getting killed'.

Not as good as Mariah Scarey's ("Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.") best effort but a fantastic try.

[Spacecadet]

There is logic, it's just badly worded.

What she meant was, if other girls followed her example and went back into a physically abusive relationship then one of them could get killed

Oh yeah, and the pics aren't bad either, but thats a discussion for light relief

[Churchill]

There is logic, it's just badly worded.

What she meant was, if other girls followed her example and went back into a physically abusive relationship then one of them could get killed

Oh yeah, and the pics aren't bad either, but thats a discussion for hand relief

FTFY!

[TheFaQQer]

Sounds like she needs a good slap to me.

[Spacecadet]

FTFY!

they aren't that good
Unless of course you had only just ventured on to the internet for the first time

[snaw]

Right, so this bint takes some nude photos of herself and sends them to her boyfriend, because in her own words 'If you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad for him' (ladies, take note).

Then they split up and boyfriend posts the photos on t'internet.

Then she says 'It was humiliating and it was embarrassing bla bla bla my mum saw the photos'

Then she goes on to say "it could happen to anybody", and finishes with the classic line 'I realised that my selfish decision for love could result in some young girl getting killed'.

Can anyone find logic in this trail of babble?

No the most eloquent person ever, but I think she was getting at the fact she regrets going back to a boyfriend who was physically abusive to her, so some fan might see her as a role model and also go back to a physically abusive boyfriend and she might end up getting killed.

But yeah, it's a bit head twisty, though the sentiment is probably right.

[NickFitz]

Not as good as Mariah Scarey's ("Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.") best effort but a fantastic try.

Of course she never actually said that or anything remotely like it - urban legend.