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How can you break a rib coughing?

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    How can you break a rib coughing?

    In the lift just now at clientco, and saw a permie I vaguely know from a meeting take a bottle out of a bag and examine it.

    Turned out to be cough mixture, and his doctor told him he had broken a rib coughing!

    I really shouldn't have laughed. He's German, and it is apparently quite painful. But how the heck can a cough break a rib?
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    #2
    You must need either very weak ribs or very powerful lungs.

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      #3
      Woman breaks back whilst sneezing
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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        #4
        muscles in spasm are very powerful things...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          muscles in spasm are very powerful things...

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            #6
            My mum partially deflated one of her lungs during a coughing fit and went on to get pneumonia.

            There are loads of people with coughs around at the moment - I've had one for 4 weeks - the doctor said it can take two months to clear. On the train this morning there were half a dozen people that were coughing exactly the same as me.
            ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
              My mum partially deflated one of her lungs during a coughing fit and went on to get pneumonia.

              There are loads of people with coughs around at the moment - I've had one for 4 weeks - the doctor said it can take two months to clear. On the train this morning there were half a dozen people that were coughing exactly the same as me.
              One of the many reasons I ride a bicycle: get away from those disease ridden commuters.
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                #8
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                (I actually missed that..)
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  My mother-out-law has broken 3 ribs through coughing over the last 10 years. In all 3 cases she's developed pleurisy which doesn't help. Nasty stuff.
                  Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by threaded View Post
                    One of the many reasons I ride a bicycle: get away from those disease ridden commuters.
                    I cycle to and from the station.....errr...
                    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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