Feminism in practice

[EternalOptimist]

I got cut up by a female driver this am , who proceeded to give me the finger. Now you cant blame that on the alocohol fuelled chavessness we see on the streets on a saturday night.
I liked it when they were all dainty and ladylike , did what they were told and didn't f@rt. Why did they go for equality when they already had superiority ?


tsch.women eh.

[Pogle]

I got cut up by a female driver this am , who proceeded to give me the finger. Now you cant blame that on the alocohol fuelled chavessness we see on the streets on a saturday night.
I liked it when they were all dainty and ladylike , did what they were told and didn't f@rt. Why did they go for equality when they already had superiority ?


tsch.women eh.

I am reminded of the 'Women Know your place' sketch from Harry Enfield.
You should read The Masterpiece by Aristotle - sounds right up your street - all about women knowing their place and needing men to control their venial desires -I was reading it on the train last night - hilarious

[MaryPoppins]

Why did they go for equality when they already had superiority ?

[RichardCranium]

Some time back, I was first to the theatre bar in the interval. A couple of women followed me. The bar staff finished what they were doing and asked "Who's first?"

I started calling out my order and was interrupted by the tall posh bint next to me: "Whatever happened to 'ladies first'?"

I said "You traded that in for equal pay" and went placed my order.

She was SERIOUSLY offended. "What a rude man!"

She didn't expect the response: "Then don't try and push in. You can't have it both ways."

It didn't help when her mate said "He has got a point, you know".

She was fuming!

[MaryPoppins]

Good one RC. A friend of mine is big on feminism and basically taints her cause by giving us all a bad name.

[NotAllThere]

Held a door open for a woman, she gave me some verbal. When she'd finished I said "I hold doors open for men as well, you sexist prat".

[Pogle]

Held a door open for a woman, she gave me some verbal. When she'd finished I said "I hold doors open for men as well, you sexist prat".

I don't mind men holding doors open as I hold doors open for people too, but what i do mind is some bloke right at the end of the corridor waiting and holding the door open for me. I find that a bit daft really.

[EternalOptimist]

You should read The Masterpiece by Aristotle - sounds right up your street - all about women knowing their place and needing men to control their venial desires -I was reading it on the train last night - hilarious

You never heard any complaints from Mrs Aristotle did you ? No, they knew which side their bread was buttered those ancient Greek birds.
This conversation was recently translated from an ancient tablet -

Mrs Aristotle - 'Eee lass, you should have seen him last night. Hard as solid petra he was, like a acropolis he was, like a blooming Corinthian column. Had me over the bath he did, poor old Diogenes didnt know where to put his face.
Mrs Plato - 'ooo, sounds great. Thank the Gods we have lusty men to tell us our venal desires'
Mrs Socrates - 'Go men go yay. Tell us what to do'

Sappho wanders up - 'Hey girls. I gave this hoplite the finger this morning as I passed him in my chariot. Girly power eh ?'

sounds of screaming as the good ladies of Athens chuck Sappho over the cliffs into the sea.

[RichardCranium]

Holding doors open is neither sexist nor just politeness. It is a common-sense health & safety matter: letting a door go in front of someone can cause injury.

[RichardCranium]

Either:

sounds of screaming as the good ladies of Athens lift a little finger and have the slaves chuck Sappho over the cliffs into the sea.

FTFY

or:

Sappho the Spartan wanders up - 'Hey girls. I gave this hoplite the finger this morning as I passed him in my chariot, then disemboweled him for tulips and giggles. Girly power eh ?'

sounds of screaming as the good ladies of Athens run for their lives

FTFY