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    Moustaches

    Anyone who has a moustache should be taken outside and given a swift beating.

    That is all.

    #2
    Corporate nazi.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      Anyone who has a moustache should be taken outside and given a swift beating.

      That is all.
      <cough>
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        #4
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        Anyone who has a moustache should be taken outside and given a swift beating.

        That is all.
        Anyone who doesn't have a moustache should be shot point blank.
        If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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          #5
          it is movember, hence all the dodgy taches
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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            #6
            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            it is movember, hence all the dodgy taches
            Jeez! It looks like a porn star convention.

            No FaQQer, I haven't been to one ...
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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Jeez! It looks like a porn star convention.

              No FaQQer, I haven't been to one ...
              my little bro's doing it, he looked like an extra from a village people film
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                #8
                I usually have a 'tache / goatee thing going on but as its winter I've gone for the Desperate Dan style grade 1 trimmed cheeks/chin/neck beard, lot's of stubble to warm up gf chef's cheeks.
                The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  Anyone who has a moustache should be taken outside and given a swift beating.
                  A lot of moustache wearers would enjoy that.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Has anyone never tried to grow a moustache or beard (other than long stubble) like me? Women excluded, unless they refer to feminine areas. In fact that is probably a more interesting topic, someone post a poll asking whether women go au natural, trim or shave. As there are few (if any) women on here, they might add personal observations they've seen in changing rooms, etc

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