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    Massage from HR

    .... sorry
    just daydreaming
    ....
    Chico, what time is it?

    #2
    Originally posted by Rebecca Loos
    .... sorry
    just daydreaming
    ....
    Need a massage?
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #3
      Well that does it !!

      I see that Rebecca gets a lovely massage from HR and I get a verbal warning merely for conducting animal sacrifices in the company carpark (in my lunch hour) as part of my religous duty as as Satinduist.

      This is a blatant and unacceptable case of sexual discrimination.

      I will not accept this with my arms folded.

      Six figure sum
      Here I come !

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        #4
        Sorry Alfie boy, you is a (male)wasp and you ain't getting feck all!

        Nice try though!

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          #5
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod
          Sorry Alfie boy, you is a (male)wasp and you ain't getting feck all!

          Nice try though!
          Yes but that was when I was pre Op, Big Boy.

          PS have you read The Wasp Factory ?

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            #6
            Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
            Yes but that was when I was pre Op, Big Boy.

            PS have you read The Wasp Factory ?
            Mr Banks strikes again...

            Not really a fan, but yes, I've read it!

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              #7
              Originally posted by SupremeSpod
              Mr Banks strikes again...

              Not really a fan, but yes, I've read it!

              Good.

              So now you know.

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                #8
                Goodness Alf, that was quite ascerbic for you - what's happened to the serenity of the Friday Poetry Corner??

                (Your new 'look' suits you tho' - quite peppy and cute! )
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak
                  Goodness Alf, that was quite ascerbic for you - what's happened to the serenity of the Friday Poetry Corner??

                  (Your new 'look' suits you tho' - quite peppy and cute! )
                  Aye Cojak

                  I blame it on the continental lifestyle.

                  The thought occured ,are you per chance stalking me?

                  If so please do carry on, I am rather flattered.

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                    #10
                    I'll have to divide my time between you and Chico...

                    What is it with you Christians, eh? (hmmm...)
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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