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    Amazing evening in prospect

    Snuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.

    A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Snuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.

    A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.
    ahh , you have finally 'arrived'




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      #3
      Do you have your beige slippers on?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #4
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Do you have your beige slippers on?
        Not kidding, but I actually do.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          SY01 - if you do any of the following you are an old fart

          Insist on dancing badly at weddings

          Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today

          Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"

          When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.

          No? Thought not
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            SY01 - if you do any of the following you are an old fart

            Insist on dancing badly at weddings

            Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today

            Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"

            When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.

            No? Thought not
            Phew. Close one though.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Snuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.

              A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.
              Half price at Sainsburys.

              I don't normally allow myself such extravagance but I couldn't resist at that price.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                SY01 - if you do any of the following you are an old fart

                Insist on dancing badly at weddings

                Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today

                Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"

                When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.

                No? Thought not
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Insist on dancing badly at weddings
                  I thought that was mandatory at weddings.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Insist on dancing badly at weddings
                    It's my right and I'll fight anyone who tries to stop me

                    Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today
                    I've given up on this they're all plugged into mp3 thingies and can't hear me.

                    Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"
                    I can hear them, I just wish I couldn't.

                    When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.
                    An? Surely you mean ANOTHER? I have a nice collection in the shed. I never use them as one day they might be worth a fortune.
                    / Grumpy Old Man

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