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    Gross Britain

    Ha ha I just received a package shipped by Customer in Germany.

    Last line of the address: "Gross Britannien" !

    Who says the Germans have no sense of humour?!

    #2
    Actually, many people say that we Germans have nicht sense of humour!



    hth
    das Lizard auf der Donner

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      #3
      I gather the 'Great' prefix was meant to signify 'greater', as in greater London.

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        #4
        Send 'body mist' back as a 'gift'. Make sure you write that on the outside.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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          #5
          Henning Wehn

          DP will like this guy, house prices, doomed etc etc, spot on though.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            Send 'body mist' back as a 'gift'. Make sure you write that on the outside.
            Sehr gut!
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              #7
              Of course the Germans have a sense of humour. It's just that it involves invading Poland.

              "...hey, es war nur ein witz!"

              btw, according to Freud, what lies between fear and sex?



















              funf.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                Ha ha I just received a package shipped by Customer in Germany.

                Last line of the address: "Gross Britannien" !

                Who says the Germans have no sense of humour?!
                Pretty nearly correct, it should be:

                Großbritannien

                where the 'ß' does also mean 'ss'
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  I gather the 'Great' prefix was meant to signify 'greater', as in greater London.
                  The philosopher Sir Francis Bacon suggested the 'Great' prefix in the early 1600s, to avoid confusion with Brittany in north west France. So yes, it is only supposed to be a geographical distinction.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Henning Wehn

                    DP will like this guy, house prices, doomed etc etc, spot on though.
                    Not the world's greatest comedian, but what he says is spot on.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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