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Anyone want to get fat/unhealthy

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    Anyone want to get fat/unhealthy

    My regime over the last 24 hours, if it helps

    Monday:
    * Do no work
    * Watch TV for a bit
    * Feeling peckish - Kebab for supper (can't be arsed to cook)
    * Pub for 5 hours
    * Back home at 3 a.m. watch TV, drink brandy, finish my smokes
    * Bed at 5 a.m.

    Tuesday:
    * Groggily wake up at 9.30 for a 10.00 telecon (still somewhat tipsy)
    * Faff about on here for a few hours
    * Toast for lunch
    * Feel guilty about doing no work
    * Sluggish walk to post office (200 metres)
    * Faff about on here for a few hours
    * Pub again later

    Remainder of week
    * Repeat as above

    Works for me

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