I've just had Heinz Numberetti spaghetti shapes on toast.
The can shows sums being done with spaghetti numerals.
I thought the can would contain numerals and, at the very least, the basic arithmetic symbols. But no. Only numerals.
So I couldn't make any sums with my Numberetti spaghetti.
I have checked the can: the sums have chalk arithmetic symbols and spaghetti numerals.
I'm traumatised. I feel like I have been abused, robbed and conned.
Do I go straight to the European Court of Human Rights or do I use one of those "no win no fee" people first?
(PS I ate them all so I shall have to buy another can tonight so the press can take photos of me with a part-eaten lunch and looking sad. Can I add the cost of the 2nd can to my claim?)
The can shows sums being done with spaghetti numerals.
I thought the can would contain numerals and, at the very least, the basic arithmetic symbols. But no. Only numerals.
So I couldn't make any sums with my Numberetti spaghetti.
I have checked the can: the sums have chalk arithmetic symbols and spaghetti numerals.
I'm traumatised. I feel like I have been abused, robbed and conned.
Do I go straight to the European Court of Human Rights or do I use one of those "no win no fee" people first?
(PS I ate them all so I shall have to buy another can tonight so the press can take photos of me with a part-eaten lunch and looking sad. Can I add the cost of the 2nd can to my claim?)
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