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Tiger Woods and his transgressions

3 December 2009, 11:04

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-200912032277/

This has got to be one of the best in a long time.

"When transgressions like that bounce playfully across your eyeline it takes super-human strength not to follow them to the bar and say 'Hello, I am Tiger Woods'.

"Those are the five most powerful words in the English language if crazy hotel sex is at the top of your to-do list and unfortunately I have not been true to my values by using them again and again and again. And again."

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3 December 2009, 11:33

"That sumbitch is black and all is right with my world again. Praise Jesus."

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#3

3 December 2009, 12:21

Tigressions

Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

I preferred version 1!
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3 December 2009, 12:22

Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Tigressions

Coffee's for closers
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3 December 2009, 12:52

why did tiger go to woods
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#6

3 December 2009, 12:54

Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

why did tiger go to woods

Too long for an iron?

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#7

3 December 2009, 12:57

It's not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drive, hits a water hazard, and ends up in the trees.

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