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    When I die

    When I shuffle off this mortal coil, I would like to be cremated then crushed into a diamond and put into a watch or something.


    diamonds are forever


    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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    http://jewelry.about.com/cs/syntheti...em_diamond.htm
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      I want my ashes scattered in Sydney Harbour on a nice sunny day.
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        I want the biggest shrine known to man, so there's room for all the girls to weep. Don't want a wee one squashed in like Jim Morrison. There should be space to worship tha Jeebo.

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          #5
          When I Die and they lay me to rest
          Gonna go to the place that's best
          When they lay me down to die
          Goin on up to the Spirit in the sky

          CHORUS:
          Goin on up to the Spirit in the sky
          (Spirit in the sky)
          That's where I'm gonna go when I die
          (When I die)
          When I die and they lay me to rest
          I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

          Prepare yourself, you know it a must
          Gotta have a friend named Jesus
          So you know that when you die
          It's gonna recommend you to the Spirit in the sky
          (Spirit in the sky)

          Goin on up to the Spirit in the sky
          That's where you're gonna go when you die
          (When you die)
          When I die and they lay me to rest
          I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

          Never been a sinner, I've never sinned
          I've got a friend named Jesus
          So you know that when I die
          It's gonna set me up with the Spirit in the sky

          REPEAT CHORUS (x2)

          Go to the place that's the best (x4)
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            When I die I want people to be happy and laugh and party.

            I reckon I am going to get my wishes.

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              #7
              I want my share of virgins. Hopefully it's like a buffet.

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                #8
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                I want my share of virgins. Hopefully it's like a buffet.
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  I want my share of virgins. Hopefully it's like a buffet.
                  ǝןqqıʍ

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                    I want my share of virgins. Hopefully it's like a buffet.
                    All you can eat?

                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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