What achievements gained whilst on bench?

[bellymonster]

So far during my 12 week bench period I've...

Had 2 holidays
Fixed a shower that had 2 plumbers flummoxed
Watched every episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm
Improved my Scrabble score rating on www.isc.ro
Gained a stone and a half in weight
Spent too much
Pass my VMWare Certified Professional 3 & 4

What have other benchers achieved?

[Jeebo72]

Whilst on the bench for 12 months I've earned £550 a day doing work for some multi-nationals.

[gingerjedi]

I built a 16m2 patio last summer whilst benched, I wouldn't recommend it if vehicles can't get within 50 meters of the site.

[stingman123]

Got to see my son being born
Saw both series of The Sarah Yong Chronicles
Had a nice clean car
Lost 2 stone in weight
Read the bibliograpghy of Genghis Khan, Julius Ceasar and Bonaparte

[Churchill]

I've learned how to snore and fart at the same time!

[thunderlizard]

PRINCE2 Practitionerness! (just got the email an hour ago)

[bellymonster]

I've learned how to snore and fart at the same time!

You are the winner!

[thunderlizard]

You should see a doctor, because I think that means you might be hollow.

[EternalOptimist]

bi-lingual I think

[Churchill]

I've learned how to snore and fart at the same time!

You are the winner!

I don't think CM sees it that way...