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The things people would never say...

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    The things people would never say...

    No 1.
    Merchant Banker: "We'll guys, we've nearly managed to wreck the world economy and only have jobs at all because taxpayers have bailed us out the world over, so lets not mention bonuses for a year or so."

    No 2
    Kirsty Allsop: "See, I told you there would be a crash in the housing market."
    Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.

    #2
    atw: yes, your right im wrong
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #3
      Dimprawn : before making £300 in oil futures I lost £1000

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        #4
        Originally posted by George Parr View Post
        No 2
        Kirsty Allsop: "Shall I get them out for the lads?"
        FTFY
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Alright I admit there were never any weapons of mass destruction but my imaginary invisible friend told me there was.

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            #6
            B Liar; 'Yes, that David Kelly bloke was becoming a bit of a pest so we took him to the woods...'
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Tiger Woods.....D'oh He beat me to it...
              Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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