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    Schoolboy error

    Just gone for a wee after chopping a chili, I now have a very warm feeling down below.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #3
      Originally posted by Toolpusher
      Don't you have to dip it in yoghurt or something?
      It's not a bhaji ffs!
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #4
        the antidote to alkali is battery acid.

        be careful out there
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXDvAydtT_U (SFW but needs sound)
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            #6
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            How did you find that??

            It's settled down a little now, beer is a good anaesthetic.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              How did you find that??
              I've posted it before in TPD. I'm a big fan of the Transplants - I wish I even had a tiny amount of their talent.
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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                How did you find that??

                It's settled down a little now, beer is a good anaesthetic.
                Just be careful not to cut it on the rim of the can.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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