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    A new fitness regime

    Source: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/l...ow/5304136.cms

    Stare at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day and increase your life span by five years, that's the conclusion of a new study.

    According to a German research published in the New England Journal of Medicine, men who stare at women’s breasts for 10 minutes a day live five years longer.

    The study claims that 10 minutes of ogling is equivalent to a 30-minute gym workout.
    Sounds much better than a spinning class, and a good excuse (if one was needed) to have a butchers at One-A-Day.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Source: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/l...ow/5304136.cms



    Sounds much better than a spinning class, and a good excuse (if one was needed) to have a butchers at One-A-Day.
    In other news, scientists have predicted that a Mr. F. Green and Mr. T. Pusher are expected to live to 168.
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      #3
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Source: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/l...ow/5304136.cms



      Sounds much better than a spinning class, and a good excuse (if one was needed) to have a butchers at One-A-Day.
      Why not combine the two - just stand at the back and execise away

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        #4
        Add another 5 years for staring at women's booty
        boomed

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          #5
          how long can you live if you look at p0rn

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            #6
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            how long can you live if you look at p0rn
            So far, so good
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #7
              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              how long can you live if you look at p0rn
              I'm trying hard for immortality
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                #8
                Fantastic news. But is it better to have one long 10 minute stare, or to have say a minute of ogling to get the blood pumping once per hour every hour?

                I think we should all try out different "fitness" regimes and report back.
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
                  Fantastic news. But is it better to have one long 10 minute stare, or to have say a minute of ogling to get the blood pumping once per hour every hour?

                  I think we should all try out different "fitness" regimes and report back.
                  I agree. I will implement an 'interval training' regime and include weights so I can take in a few snatches as well
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                    #10
                    My doctor said for my health I should spend 20 minutes, three times a week, getting out of breath.

                    20 minutes? I don't need pictures of breasts, I need pictures of dying puppies and female politicians.
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