Poetry competition

[EternalOptimist]

Are there any budding poets out there ?


This is a Double Dactyl competition, and the rules for a double dactyl are -

first line must be 6 syllable repetitive nonsense
second line is the subject
two verses, four lines each
last line of each verse rhymes
sixth line is a six syllable word

I'll go first -

globallynoblely
Ed Milibandio
Flies off to Denmark
To rescue us all

How to achieve it
mostTaxidermally
Stuff us with taxes
To makes carbon fall


£250 first prize
payable by the loser

[Pondlife]

Ok,


oneeyedtwat
Gordo must go
unelected he rules
without our approval

May two thousand and ten
the month to remember
with joy in our hearts
his final removal