I have a James Bond theme fancy dress party coming up and I need original and cool/funny ideas for my costume.
Are there any out there
Are there any out there
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Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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Why don't you wear a dinner jacket and say you are James Bond? Pretty original I would have thought. -
Have your limbs shortened and go as OddJob."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Stick your finger up your bum and go as Goldfinger's lesser known BrotherComment
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Will pussy galore be coming?Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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I used this at a Hawaiian partyOriginally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
Get a dickie bow on a lassie, get a couple of feet of black ribbon.
After a few hours, nip to the loo, take the dickie bow off and hang the ribbon around your neck.
The birds will think you can do your own dickie bow, after that they will be putty in your hands
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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If you are an ugly twat you could go as Jaws, and minimal costume would be required.Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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A bikini, knife, camel toe and a sea shell?Comment
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- Paint yourself gold.
- Have diamons inserted into your face.
- Shave your head and go around saying 'who loves ya baby'.
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
- Paint yourself gold.
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