Secret Santa

[Dante]

Yes - it may be the campest tradition ever, but it's been thrust upon me and I can respond only the way I know how - by being nasty.

To be fair I had the best possible draw - my office nemesis - an overweight, officious, gobsh1te of a woman.

So i'm throwing it to the floor - What do i get her?

Limit is a fiver - so a gastric band and gimp mask are out of the question.

[BlackenedBiker]

Yes - it may be the campest tradition ever, but it's been thrust upon me and I can respond only the way I know how - by being nasty.

To be fair I had the best possible draw - my office nemesis - an overweight, officious, gobtulipe of a woman.

So i'm throwing it to the floor - What do i get her?

Limit is a fiver - so a gastric band and gimp mask are out of the question.

5 quids worth of pix 'n' mix, the cheap kind

[PRC1964]

a bottle of Slimfast.

[Dante]

a bottle of Slimfast.

I like the pick n mix - slimfast is probably a bit unoriginal.

[Zippy]

Gobstoppers

[TheFaQQer]

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/...-/Product.html

[Spacecadet]

When are you giving the presents out?
If its as part of a christmas night out then get her something that will be a complete pain in the arse to carry around.

[Pondlife]

Gobstoppers

WZS

Just enjoy the peace and quiet for a change.

[Dante]

Sadly it'll be in office time - like the Gobstoppers too - two birds with one stone and all that...

Like the mug too - brilliant.

Sadly she's the type of 'woman' who has her own special mug.

[chef]

slim fast gift vouchers?