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Nice coat that jacket, who's is it then?

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    Nice coat that jacket, who's is it then?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/8405190.stm

    Was most impressed with the mourners at the road bridge.

    Their eyes seemed remarkably close together.

    And their haircuts appeared consistently short.

    Another fine pair for nomination for the 2009 Darwin awards.

    #2
    Was the train damaged? They're not cheap and rail prices are high enough already
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Another example of lazy language and sloppy BBC journalism.

      They were riding an ATV, how can you have a quad bike? It either has two wheels or four, it can't have both.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        I feel a bit sorry for the lads, what life chances did they have ? Under trained and born on the wrong side of the tracks



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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I feel a bit sorry for the lads, what life chances did they have ? Under trained and born on the wrong side of the tracks



          Yup, that kind of start is enough to make anyone go off the rails.

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            #6
            Originally posted by administrator View Post
            Yup, that kind of start is enough to make anyone go off the rails.
            It's certainly not a platform on which to build a succesful and fruitful life. In fact it's a one way ticket to disaster.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              All puns apart, I would like to strike a serious note here,
              They are not dead
              They are but Sleepers




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                #8
                Nice of their mates to bugger off and leave them, wasn't it?

                I just feel sorry for the poor train driver.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #9
                  My paper said that their friends had been leaving 'tributes' on their facebook sites. Do the dead read facebook? Here's is a tribute from me 'good riddance you thieving scum'

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by singhr View Post
                    My paper said that their friends had been leaving 'tributes' on their facebook sites. Do the dead read facebook? Here's is a tribute from me 'good riddance you thieving scum'


                    I dunno. I look forward to their immortality in the Darwin Award nominations.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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