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    Anyone working in Glasgow?

    Right folks,
    I'm off up to Glasgow from Jan.
    Anyone working up there? Fancy a meet?

    pm me.
    RS

    #2
    Blimey,

    jobs oin Glasgow, I'd have never believed it
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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      #3
      Originally posted by RSoles
      Right folks,
      I'm off up to Glasgow from Jan.
      Anyone working up there? Fancy a meet?

      pm me.
      RS
      Insure NOW with Prudential.

      PS make sure you invest in baseball bat

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        #4
        Funnily enough I do have a steering lock that's shaped just like
        a baseball bat. Honest officer......

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          #5
          It might be worth an offer to go to Glasgow.
          Reality keeps ruining my life...

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            #6
            Originally posted by RSoles
            Right folks,
            I'm off up to Glasgow from Jan.
            Anyone working up there? Fancy a meet?

            pm me.
            RS
            If you value your life ...

            Avoid public transport, expecially after 8 pm or all day during weekends,

            Avoid chip shops as many beatings take place in the vicnity of chip shops

            Avoid the city centre after 8 pm.

            Be very cautious on any match day when Rangers and Celtic are playing.

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              #7
              Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
              If you value your life ...

              Avoid public transport, expecially after 8 pm or all day during weekends,

              Avoid chip shops as many beatings take place in the vicnity of chip shops

              Avoid the city centre after 8 pm.

              Be very cautious on any match day when Rangers and Celtic are playing.
              and always avoid the man in the corner play the ivory keys..........its him I tell ya, its him.
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #8
                Originally posted by n5gooner
                and always avoid the man in the corner play the ivory keys..........its him I tell ya, its him.
                It’s nine o’clock on a saturday
                The regular crowd shuffles in
                There’s N5 man sitting next to me
                Knocking back his tonic and gin

                He says, Alf , can you play me a memory?
                I’m not really sure how it goes
                But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete
                When I wore a younger man’s clothes

                Chorus:
                Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
                Sing us a song tonight

                Well, we’re all in the mood for a melody
                And you’ve got us feelin’ alright

                Now Fleety at the bar is a friend of mine
                He gets me my drinks for free
                And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
                But there’s someplace that he’d rather be

                He says, Alf , I believe this is killing me.
                As the smile ran away from his face

                Well I’m sure that I could be a vintage car driver
                If I could get out of this place

                Now Xoggoth is a real cool novelist
                Who never had time for a wife
                And he’s talkin’ with dodgy agent who’s still in the navy
                And probably will be for life

                And Chico is practicing politics
                As the businessmen slowly get stoned

                Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness
                But it’s better than drinkin’ alone

                It’s a pretty good crowd for a saturday
                And the manager gives me a smile
                ’cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been comin’ to see

                To forget about life for a while

                And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
                And the microphone smells like a beer
                And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar

                And say, man, what are you doin’ here?
                Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 5 December 2005, 15:44.

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                  #9
                  SAHB or Reg Dwight?

                  F in "Educated guess" mode
                  We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fleetwood
                    SAHB or Reg Dwight?

                    F in "Educated guess" mode
                    SAHB

                    PS Vambo Rools

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