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    Women & sympathy

    I've been climbing the walls with toothache since yesterday. I had an emergency appointment this afternoon. The dentist prescribed some antibiotics.

    Meanwhile, Mrs RC is out on the razzle with her professional colleagues. Pizza lunch and wine afternoon (and evening, probably).

    So I text her:

    "Been to dentist. Got antibiotics."

    Just got a response:

    "Am veqy pssed. Can I hav yuor alchohol alowaance?"

    <--- that's me feeling sorry for myself.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

    #2
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I've been climbing the walls with toothache since yesterday. I had an emergency appointment this afternoon. The dentist prescribed some antibiotics.

    Meanwhile, Mrs RC is out on the razzle with her professional colleagues. Pizza lunch and wine afternoon (and evening, probably).

    So I text her:

    "Been to dentist. Got antibiotics."

    Just got a response:

    "Am veqy pssed. Can I hav yuor alchohol alowaance?"

    <--- that's me feeling sorry for myself.
    Top Girl!

    Hils din kone!
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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      #3
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      I've been climbing the walls with toothache since yesterday. I had an emergency appointment this afternoon. The dentist prescribed some antibiotics.

      Meanwhile, Mrs RC is out on the razzle with her professional colleagues. Pizza lunch and wine afternoon (and evening, probably).

      So I text her:

      "Been to dentist. Got antibiotics."

      Just got a response:

      "Am veqy pssed. Can I hav yuor alchohol alowaance?"


      <--- that's me feeling sorry for myself.
      Deny her the alcohol allowance. Also you were banging on about dropping your bottle of clove oil weeks ago. I reckon you've been making a fuss for weeks about this tooth. Practically drove her to it.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Also you were banging on about dropping your bottle of clove oil weeks ago. I reckon you've been making a fuss for weeks about this tooth. Practically drove her to it.
        The tooth that needed the clove oil was sorted. This is on the other side of my gob.

        May your toothpaste and your Preparation H get mixed up. That'll sort you out.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          The tooth that needed the clove oil was sorted. This is on the other side of my gob.

          May your toothpaste and your Preparation H get mixed up. That'll sort you out.
          Anusol HC Plus Ointment (not cream)

          HTH

          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Anusol HC Plus Ointment (not cream)

            HTH







            I'm not saying a word.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Tingles View Post

              I'm not saying a word.
              Sig

              HTH
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                "Been to dentist. Got antibiotics."

                Just got a response:

                "Am veqy pssed. Can I hav yuor alchohol alowaance?"

                <--- that's me feeling sorry for myself.
                for the toothache and resultant self-sorryness

                However, if (as is probably the case) the antibiotic is Metronidazole then you're off the pop for a while. You know you love her, so let her have your share - no need to be a dog in the manger (no matter how much being prescribed that stuff makes one feel like being that)

                Just remember, you have to treat Metronidazole as if it was Antabuse as well as an antibiotic. Do not drink any alcohol and do complete the prescribed course.

                Some will claim that you have to wait at least forty-eight hours after the final dose before you can drink alcohol again. YMMV (Your Metabolism May Vary) but I've always been OK with drinking alcohol around twenty-four hours after the final dose.

                Another and a for you

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tingles View Post

                  I'm not saying a word.
                  Is that because your toothpaste and your Anusol got mixed up?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Anusol

                    You all seem to know about anusol a prep H so is it safe to say that the little fellows in the nether regions are an occupational hazard of sitting all day.
                    There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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