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Police on the case of Toddler Liberation Front

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    Police on the case of Toddler Liberation Front

    Linky
    Reassuring news today that police are to monitor nursery school children for signs of radicalism or intentions to commit terrorist attacks.

    I hope they also prevent that little girl in the picture from eating the results after she's finished picking her nose.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I hope they also prevent that little girl in the picture from eating the results after she's finished picking her nose.
    Move evidence that that Gordon Brown is a bad influence on the kiddies.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Linky
      Reassuring news today that police are to monitor nursery school children for signs of radicalism or intentions to commit terrorist attacks.

      I hope they also prevent that little girl in the picture from eating the results after she's finished picking her nose.
      Q: what's the difference between sprouts and bogies?

      A: you cant get children to eat sprouts

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        #4
        Police will start using their new powers to start siezing "My First Tomy" Cameras
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          In an e-mail to community groups, an officer in the West Midlands counter-terrorism unit wrote: “I do hope that you will tell me about persons, of whatever age, you think may have been radicalised or be vulnerable to radicalisation”
          Am I alone in finding this disturbing?

          What other ThoughtCrimes do we need to be reporting to the Commissar?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Am I alone in finding this disturbing?
            No. There are at least two of us.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Am I alone in finding this disturbing?

              What other ThoughtCrimes do we need to be reporting to the Commissar?
              No, you're not alone. Not at all. Frankly I find it beyond disturbing and into the realms of evil akin to child abuse, and perpetrated by the state, no less.
              Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
              threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Am I alone in finding this disturbing?

                What other ThoughtCrimes do we need to be reporting to the Commissar?
                Evidently not:

                Cyberman Thetory wrote:

                It is DoublePlusGood to report ThoughtCrime.

                December 11, 2009 10:15 AM GMT
                But you lose a mark for forgetting to mention Chutney Spoons and two more marks for quoting me!
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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