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    Chorizo sausage

    The missus experimented with a Chorizo on Tuesday, and made a nice little dish. (its a bit like the stuff you get on a pepperoni pizza)
    She asked me to finish the sausage last night to save it going in the bin, and now I am sitting here in a small office doing the most rancid f@rts.

    Roll on 12 oclock when I can make a dash for the bogs in Altrincham

    somebody warn the coastguard

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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The missus experimented with a Chorizo on Tuesday, and made a nice little dish. (its a bit like the stuff you get on a pepperoni pizza)
    She asked me to finish the sausage last night to save it going in the bin, and now I am sitting here in a small office doing the most rancid f@rts.

    Roll on 12 oclock when I can make a dash for the bogs in Altrincham

    somebody warn the coastguard

    Nothing like a good Chorizo, young man (to avoid all offense )

    Isn't their traps available where you were, or is it so bad you don't want your co-workers to think you are French
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      #3
      If you really want to explore the full flatulatory potential of sausages I can recommend a wild boar and truffle sausage accompanied by some sauerkraut.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        The missus experimented with a Chorizo on Tuesday, and made a nice little dish. (its a bit like the stuff you get on a pepperoni pizza)
        She asked me to finish the sausage last night to save it going in the bin, and now I am sitting here in a small office doing the most rancid f@rts.

        Roll on 12 oclock when I can make a dash for the bogs in Altrincham

        somebody warn the coastguard

        I was at the Christmas Market last night in Manchester... they have a stall with THE yummiest looking chorizo...

        Hmmmmm Chorizo
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          #5
          Christkindlmarkt! We have on in Leeds, käsewurst, hmmm. Nothing better than chomping on a cheesy German sausage....

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            The missus experimented with a Chorizo on Tuesday,
            <snigger />

            the missus dissatisfied of your chipolata already, eh?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
              Nothing like a good Chorizo, young man (to avoid all offense )

              Isn't their traps available where you were, or is it so bad you don't want your co-workers to think you are French
              The MD went plop plops when I had been here a couple of days. I can never look upon him in the same way ever again.
              Nice musical range though and ten out of ten for beating the air freshner can so comprehensively



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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                The MD went plop plops when I had been here a couple of days. I can never look upon him in the same way ever again.
                Nice musical range though and ten out of ten for beating the air freshner can so comprehensively



                MD = Muck Dumper?
                Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                  #9
                  Somebody told me of an office they worked in Germany where the loos had no doors. Is this common? I know they do the thing with the shelf on the pan so they can have a little poke about before flushing. I know a lot of CUK'ers are working over there - can you enlighten us while we are on the subject?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    I was at the Christmas Market last night in Manchester... they have a stall with THE yummiest looking chorizo...

                    Hmmmmm Chorizo
                    We went to that stall last year and bought a shed load of dodgy stuff and binned it all in late jan
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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