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    I don't finish my contract until end of February and I've got a client who would like to interview me now keeping in mind I'm not available for another 8 or 10 weeks,

    Is cloning technology been approved yet?
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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    Be careful what you order from Zeit because it might well be made from polystyrene.

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      #3
      Will they come with an instructions to pretend that they are heavy when you try to lift them?

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        #4
        Originally posted by OrangeHopper View Post
        Will they come with an instructions to pretend that they are heavy when you try to lift them?
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Of course.

          diamonds are extra though.
          Although the results still leave much to be desired

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Yes.

            How many of you do you want?

            There's a discount for quantity.
            Is there a discount for blokes with syrups who have to hold their stomach in?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              Is there a discount for blokes with syrups who have to hold their stomach in?
              Not as good as the discount on the Red Shirt Experience Gift Set. That comes with a free Replica Phaser, a Non-Speaking Part Contract and a One Way Ticket To The Surface. Looks like excellent value IMHO.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Not as good as the discount on the Red Shirt Experience Gift Set. That comes with a free Replica Phaser, a Non-Speaking Part Contract and a One Way Ticket To The Surface. Looks like excellent value IMHO.
                There's life Jim, but not as we know it
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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