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    German Market - Leeds

    I'm off tonight with the considerably-more-attractive-than-me girlfriend, anyone in the Leeds area considering it?

    Kustahl, 20:00, I'll be carrying a copy of 'Mein Kampf' whilst dressed as Hitler playing a ukelele and reciting the Communist Party Manifesto in a sarcastic tone of voice.....

    #2
    Originally posted by stek View Post
    I'm off tonight with the considerably-more-attractive-than-me girlfriend, anyone in the Leeds area considering it?
    Isn't it a bit cold for dogging? And the German market is quite public, too - bit of an exhibitionist, is she?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      I'm off tonight with the considerably-more-attractive-than-me girlfriend, anyone in the Leeds area considering it?

      Kustahl, 20:00, I'll be carrying a copy of 'Mein Kampf' whilst dressed as Hitler playing a ukelele and reciting the Communist Party Manifesto in a sarcastic tone of voice.....
      I am up for that. I will be there for 8.
      You do the manifesto, I'll do your missus. By the time we have finished, you will have read Marx on communism and I will have red marks on me kn0b



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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I am up for that. I will be there for 8.
        You do the manifesto, I'll do your missus. By the time we have finished, you will have read Marx on communism and I will have red marks on me kn0b



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          #5
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          Isn't it a bit cold for dogging? And the German market is quite public, too - bit of an exhibitionist, is she?
          We're not dogging today, that's Owlcoates on Sun night, Stan was there last week, Ulrika not present but it was no-Swedes night..

          We're just pretending Britain's not Britain for a bit.

          There's the Dodgems tho - fantastic, not been on them for years, fukin loved it recently, totally twatted this bald bloke and his kid - she was really crying!. But that is British tho. Or Gypo.

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            You do the manifesto, I'll do your missus. By the time we have finished, you will have read Marx on communism and I will have red marks on me kn0b
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I am up for that. I will be there for 8.
              You do the manifesto, I'll do your missus. By the time we have finished, you will have read Marx on communism and I will have red marks on me kn0b



              I think that's probably a 'no' then?

              Wasn't it Engels too anyway re: CPM?

              She's not my missus BTW, I found her on Canal Street me being a Mancunian, she's got a cracking pair of balls....

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                #8
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                I think that's probably a 'no' then?

                Wasn't it Engels too anyway re: CPM?

                She's not my missus BTW, I found her on Canal Street me being a Mancunian, she's got a cracking pair of balls....
                make sure you read the small print at the bottom of the condom



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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stek View Post

                  We're not dogging today, that's Owlcoates on Sun night, ...
                  I wondered what all that coming and going was outside on sunday nights!
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    I wondered what all that coming and going was outside on sunday nights!
                    U want in?

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