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Carol: I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In

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    Carol: I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In

    I saw three mods come wading in
    On CUK, on CUK;
    I saw three mods come wading in
    On CUK on a Friday.

    And what provoked those mods all three,
    On CUK, on CUK?
    And what provoked those mods all three,
    On CUK on a Friday?

    Users stek and Dog's Heinous,
    On CUK, on CUK;
    Users stek and Dog's Heinous,
    On CUK on a Friday.

    Pray whither went those users two,
    On CUK, on CUK?
    Pray whither went those users two,
    On CUK on a Friday?

    Oh they got sent to banishment,
    On CUK, on CUK,
    Oh they got sent to banishment,
    On CUK on a Friday.

    We thank scotspine for actions wise,
    On CUK, on CUK;
    We thank scotspine for actions wise,
    On CUK on a Friday.

    And all the folk online shall post,
    On CUK, on CUK;
    And all the folk online shall post,
    On CUK on a Friday.

    (But shall they post in TPD?
    On CUK, on CUK;
    But shall they post in TPD?
    On CUK on a Friday.

    Take my advice: leave it RC
    On CUK, on CUK;
    Take my advice: leave it RC
    On CUK on a Friday.)


    Then let us all just post again,
    On CUK, on CUK;
    Then let us all just post again,
    On CUK on a Friday.
    Last edited by RichardCranium; 11 December 2009, 21:16.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

    #2
    you're making me blush rc. one day we should have a beer.

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      #3
      God rest ye merry gentlemen ...
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        God Help The Tory CyberMan ...
        FTFY, but do you know the rest of that one?
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #5
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          FTFY, but do you know the rest of that one?
          Let he be much dismayed,
          For immigrants and pikeys have landed here this day ... ?
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Let he be much dismayed,
            For immigrants and pikeys have landed here this day ... ?
            To shag his wife and mug his mum, and repave his driveway...
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              #7
              Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
              To shag his wife and mug his mum, and repave his driveway...
              Glad tidings of glumness and woe, glumness and woe,
              Glad tidings of glumness and woe
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #8
                I saw three threads come sailing in,
                by cyberman and tay
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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