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Merry Creationist Christmas
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NF - you are a vewy naughty boy+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostNF - you are a vewy naughty boyComment
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How bizarre. One might think Creationist Christmas is rather similar to Christian Christmas... rarely do church services or family Christmas dinners include discussion of dinosaurs unless Jurassic Park is on TV in the afternoon.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostNF - you are a vewy naughty boy
Entirely unrelated to this thread, or even this post, I just saw a milk float go trundling past along the Fosse Way. Nice to know they're still out thereComment
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All these middle-eastern monotheists should pack their bags and go home. We Pagans want our Yule festival back.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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By the act of God, He has sent a sign - a SIGN I tell you! - to tell you He exists and is the Creator.
This is thread 50,000.
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...christmas.html
You're gonna burn in Hell, hairy one, BURN!
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Last edited by RichardCranium; 12 December 2009, 12:52. Reason: That post was in desparate need of a smiley. And the 'P' stands for 'Priest'.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostAll these middle-eastern monotheists should pack their bags and go home. We Pagans want our Yule festival back.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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