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    Newly Weds

    An anonymous best man claims to have put a pressure sensor under the home mattress of the newly-married couple while they were away on their honeymoon, which tweets (as in, posts to Twitter) every time they do what newly-married people do

    I still think it may well be a hoax (or, worse, a bit of viral marketing), but I wouldn't want you all to miss out in this festive season, so here's a link: http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

    Personally I prefer big_ben_clock - you know what you're getting with that one

    #2
    They seem to have been a bit quiet yesterday.

    Although, if they are going to follow tradition and "christen the house" there might not be much for the device to report for a while.

    How do you find these things?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
      How do you find these things?
      That one was via my erstwhile colleague Chris Heilmann on Twitter, as was the Creationist Christmas. I don't know how he finds them

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        #4
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

        Personally I prefer big_ben_clock - you know what you're getting with that one
        Must be a spoof, there is no tick tock.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

          That one was via my erstwhile colleague Chris Heilmann on Twitter, as was the Creationist Christmas. I don't know how he finds them
          Small world! Remember that incident I related a week or two ago - It was none other than Chris H who cracked a rib while coughing! He's still at Yahoo.
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #7
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              An anonymous best man claims to have put a pressure sensor under the home mattress of the newly-married couple while they were away on their honeymoon, which tweets (as in, posts to Twitter) every time they do what newly-married people do
              How does a pressure sensor differentiate adult activity from sleeping or getting into bed or turning over in your sleep? Does it monitor movement rhythms, that sounds a bit tricky.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Google 'quantum tunnelling composite' to see what may be in store in the future coming near you soon.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

                  Google 'quantum tunnelling composite' to see what may be in store in the future coming near you soon.
                  A "quantum tunnelling composite" mattress?

                  You mean you leap into bed and fall straight through it?
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