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#1

What do you want to hear from your MP?

13 December 2009, 14:25

For me it would be "arrgggh" as the noose tightens.

However, I don't have a vote. I could have, but it would cause too many questions to be asked.

How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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13 December 2009, 14:41

I got a Xmas letter form my MP - She told me she's had a baby, Mrs T was a little surprised! - it looked like a 'proper' letter.
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#3

13 December 2009, 15:47

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What do you want to hear from your MP?

"Big Issue?"

My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.
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13 December 2009, 15:51

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"Big Issue?"

That is rich.
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13 December 2009, 16:31

What do you want to hear from your MP?

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#6

13 December 2009, 20:21

What do you want to hear from your MP?

Yes, Master.

Would be a good start.

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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13 December 2009, 20:31

The MP in the last place that I lived in London was Jim Fitzpatrick.

He did indeed knock on my door one day.

We only spoke through the intercom but I was so unprepared for the event that I didn't know what to say to him.

He didn't sound as if he was expecting to find our development a fertile ground for Labour votes....
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13 December 2009, 20:37

I want my MP to admit she has no chance at the next election.

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13 December 2009, 21:32

Keep it Real!

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13 December 2009, 21:51

Mine (Fatty Soames) isn't too bad.

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