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So farewell then, bandit_legs, aged 13 3/4

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    So farewell then, bandit_legs, aged 13 3/4

    Those of a certain age will understand the PE reference from the 80s.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    May we look forward to the Prostate Cancer years?
    Did E.J. Thribb get cancer?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      A classic E.J Thribb poem:

      Lines on the Death of Chairman Mao

      So.
      Farewell then
      Chairman Mao.

      You are the
      Last of the
      Great revolutionary

      Figures. You
      And I
      Had little in
      Common

      Except that
      Like me
      You were a poet.

      Though how you
      Found time
      To write poems

      In addition to
      Running a
      Country of
      800 million people

      Is baffling
      Frankly.

      EJ Thribb
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Another one:


        In Memoriam Jack Lemmon

        So. Farewell
        Then
        Jack Lemmon.

        Hollywood comedian
        And much-loved
        Star of
        Some Like It Hot.

        Yes. That was your
        Most famous film.

        And, at the
        Time of writing,
        It is very hot indeed.

        Some may
        Like it but
        I do not.

        EJ Thribb


        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          In Memoriam Kenneth Wood, inventor of the reversible toaster


          So. Farewell then
          Ken Wood.

          Inventor of the
          Reversible
          Toaster.

          Reversible the of
          Inventor
          Wood Ken.

          Then farewell
          So.

          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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