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Geez, I'm as good as nicked.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostConfusion is a natural state of being -
I was wondering the other day about getting into the counter-surveillance business, me being one of those off-shore, money-laundering, tax-evading, speculant types.
However, I think it would be a fast-track to belmarsh for me. Maybe I should just sort out my current set of problems and leg it while I still can.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Perhaps the DNA & fingerprint database data gathering should be expanded to include measuring the distance between people's eyes, whether they stand up straight and various skull measurements.
Then with a bit of analysis, all the dodgy people could be identified and rounded up and locked away for life before they commit a crime.
A bit of phrenology and eugenics could go a long way to making the world a safer place for all of us, I'm sure.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostPerhaps the DNA & fingerprint database data gathering should be expanded to include measuring the distance between people's eyes, whether they stand up straight and various skull measurements.
Then with a bit of analysis, all the dodgy people could be identified and rounded up and locked away for life before they commit a crime.
A bit of phrenology and eugenics could go a long way to making the world a safer place for all of us, I'm sure.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Its such a shame that this is not a joke!
I went to Berlin and did the touristy walk - and we saw loads of smell jars - where they used to collect peoples phermones generally they sat on a cloth of some sort during a rather diffcult interview with the Police - this trasnfered there 'scent' onto the cloth which was then sealed in a jar with their name on
When something happened and they needed some patsy to pin the crime on the pick a jar of a 'dissenter' at random let the dogs sniff it, the dogs then track down the criminal and hey presto one convicted (and dead) criminal.
I'm so glad that 50 years on Labour have decided to do this - it was so succesful for Hitler and his pals - it will sit so nicely next to the ability to hold enemies of the state (sorry suspected terrorists) for up to 90?? days now without trial.
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Originally posted by original PM View PostI'm so glad that 50 years on Labour have decided to do this - it was so succesful for Hitler and his pals - it will sit so nicely next to the ability to hold enemies of the state (sorry suspected terrorists) for up to 90?? days now without trial.
Gordon Brown is my hero
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vHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Oh god, suddenly had a flashback. Was well tanked up one night and coming home after midnight, one of those CCTV on a pole things always makes a whining sound as it rotates to follow you.
Anyway, it did it again that night and I stopped, looked up and gave them the bird and walked off into the darkness.
If I don't post again, you know they've got me.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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