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    Christmas Humbug Thread

    For the 4th year running I'm really looking forward to the father in law and his incontinent dog coming to stay.


    Bah Humbug Grumble !

    #2
    Er!

    I can't think of anything depressing or miserable to say

    oh well!



    "Merry Christmas everyone"
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Originally posted by moorfield View Post
      For the 4th year running I'm really looking forward to the father in law and his incontinent dog coming to stay.


      Bah Humbug Grumble !
      Happy Christmas, even to old fido
      Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

      Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Probably will want an extra lump of coal on the fire too.

        Bah!

        Humbug!
        Christmas! A poor excuse to pick a mans pocket every December the 25th!
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          This'll cheer you up moorfield:

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o

          (SFW)
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Originally posted by moorfield View Post
            For the 4th year running I'm really looking forward to the father in law and his incontinent dog coming to stay.


            Bah Humbug Grumble !
            Look on the bright side - at least its just the dog that's incontinent
            Last edited by Pogle; 17 December 2009, 16:00. Reason: 's
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              Look on the bright side - at least its just the dog that's incontinent
              Maybe he just blames the dog.

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                #8
                For the umpteenth year running I'm having to eat turkey
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #9
                  I've managed to avoid turkey on Christmas Day for about 15 years now

                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #10
                    bunch of fiserable muckers

                    deck the halls etc etc etc

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