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so much for HP Service Continuity

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    so much for HP Service Continuity

    You've gotta larf...

    "An IBM Z10 at EDS's Stockley Park site, west of London, fell over this week after vital microcode fixes had not been applied, because all the qualified staff had been fired."

    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

    #2
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    You've gotta larf...

    "An IBM Z10 at EDS's Stockley Park site, west of London, fell over this week after vital microcode fixes had not been applied, because all the qualified staff had been fired."

    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      All contractor I presume?

      Serve the feckers right

      Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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        #4
        One impact, among many, was that RBS' cheque clearing system, based on software called Connect Direct,
        I'd be interested to see how they wrote a cheque clearing system on a secure middleware platform...
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          I'd be interested to see how they wrote a cheque clearing system on a secure middleware platform...
          It was called Funds Transfer Programme I think.

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            #6
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Several ex-colleagues are having serious problems with patches coming out of HP at the moment.

            Like, er, the patch installations clearly haven't been tested.
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              I'd be interested to see how they wrote a cheque clearing system on a secure middleware platform...


              They use software to clear cheques?!??!

              I thought they used pigeons - it's about that quick

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                #8
                My limited experiance with HP suggests that testing is not their thing! I used to work with Enterprise Discovery that HP flog. It's used to scan and report on hardware and software and you are supposed to be able to base your sw licensing costs on it. The problem we found was that ED was discovering Windows 2003 std and windows 2003 ent. The cost difference between the 2 is huge. On our project alone this little glitch would have hit us with 300k of sw costs if we'd trusted the ED numbers. I pulled apart the ED fingerprint for 2003 std to find they had missed a couple of files - after adding these in the products were correctly identified. I passed this back to HP who 2 mins after they got my info, told us that they would issue it as part of their next update. They didn't test it. In their next update my change was included but no info from HP to inform users that there may have been an issue with the produts identified in previous months
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  One impact, among many, was that RBS' cheque clearing system, based on software called Connect Direct,
                  Had 4 offers come through recently for Connectirect as basically all German financial institutions have to use it. Its just a more secure file transfer application
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Had 4 offers come through recently for Connectirect as basically all German financial institutions have to use it. Its just a more secure file transfer application
                    And the Austrians.

                    It's not rocket science IIRC.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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